If there's anything I know about sex, it's that most people — regardless of gender — like a finger up the butt. When I learnt that fact, I knew that I would spend forever being good at sex. If you don't live on Twitter, let me break it down for you: this Wednesday Kanye West went in on Wiz Khalifa with a tweet-long attack calling the rapper "corny as fuck" and accusing him of getting "trapped" by ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. It all started because Khalifa tore into Kanye for re-naming his album Waves , implying he was ripping off imprisoned rapper Max B. The tirade included such gems as "maybe I couldn't be skinny and tall but I'll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation".