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Feeling frisky, rosy cheeks, even your dance moves can clue others in to your ovulation cycle. Hormones can be sneaky. Even if you don't know when you're ovulating, your body sure does-and it has ways of making your fertility status known to everyone around you.

In it, Jake Gyllenhaal gets trapped in the New York Public Library after a freak, flash-freezing superstorm hits the Eastern seaboard, killing nearly everyone in its stead. At one point, Rossum cuts open her leg doing some leading-lady shit. Of course, it gets infected; life comes at you fast during the apocalypse. Nevermind there are wolves roaming a ship in another. The point is: Emmy Rossum got the sick hornies, which are a very real thing.